Things that tell you... YOU ARE HAVINGA BAD DAY !

1. While brushing your teeth in the morning, you find the taste in your mouth wierd.. and then it dawns on you, the brush was meant to clean bathroom crevices. NICE START
2. You take a big dump and decide to flush later and jump into the hot shower and after shampooing your hair the wise men of the BMC decide, enough is enough with the watersupply.Remember still havent flushed ( Am I grossing you out ? )
3. While driving to your workplace/college you are stuck in a jam that moves at infinitesimal pace,n the number plate of the car ahead reads " if you can read this, ill jam on the breaks n sue your ass ". to make it worse Himmesh Reshammiya is playing on all radio channels.
4. You discuss with your mates about hw big a F*** up your boss/prof is.You get into your flow n prefer to use the choicest of adjectives and realise your mates standing in silence, you turn around to realise why ...
5. If you had to go when you gotta go, in sheer desperation at the place meant for the fairer sex, and your favourite colleague/madam spots you zipping up while you try and stealthily avoid being recognised.
6. You receive your cell phone bill, you realise that people who borrowed your cell saying " ek second dena " knew bloody well how to activate int/national roaming,gprs n wat not.
7. You love your mates even more when they swap your mom's number with your gals/guys number and when they call you go " hey sweety..er .. MOM ?!?!?!?! "
8. You want to drive back, but u cant, why ? coz ur car is towed away coz yesterday was 31st n today was 1st.. 2 odd days in a row..( difficult for us drivers to keep track eh !)
9. On the way back Pandu catches you without your Seatbelt and all you have is a 500 buck note coz you spent the last 50 bucks on eating bhel puri ... ( sutte aahet ka saaheb ?? ) YEA RITE
10. This one is for those married buggers, when you have to sign fr a package meant fr your wife, but you cant figure out wat it is.. but all you can hear is a slight buzzing sound when you touch it.( wonder wat it could be ..BUZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZzzzz)